The Dail Mail have decided to report the alleged dangers of cannabis by claiming that it increases risk of schizophrenia by 40%
They have however, it seems, neglected to mention that this is an increase from 1% risk to 1.4% risk…
In other news, heart disease remains the UKs biggest killer.
I should, I suppose, be thankful, since it is idiots like this that provide me with such a wealth of material for plays like “Who Killed Cannabis Sativa?”
Poor old Harold Pinter
Went away and died this winter
At least he didn’t lose
Even his death, got great reviews
If you know me, you’ve probably had a hard time avoiding the knowledge that my first published article is currently out in Philosophy Now magazine.
And you can even read it without buying a copy for a month or so while it is on their website. Though it is worth buying a copy, it’s a pretty good magazine (a fact for which I’m glad as they gave me a free subscription 
).
In other news, the front cover my novel is now official :
Watch this space for more details.
In further news, some simple soul with the I.P. 194.8.74.155 has been valiantly trying to spam the comments section for quite some time now.
Despite not getting even one past the filter, it hasn’t deterred them from throwing almost three hundred comments my way.
Apparently this is going to make us all keener on the products they’re selling.
If you’re the sort who likes messing with people’s computers, feel free to experiment on him.
Whilst some bloggers have been claiming the demise of Albert Hofmann, discoverer of LSD.
We know much better.
In fact, the real Albert Hofmann, is 36 feet tall, and invulnerable to all forms of weapon and illness.
He still patrols the oceans, protecting the seas from Dolphin Unfriendly tuna trawlers.
The claims of his death are doubtlessly a Discordian ruse, implemented by the insidious Cain and his followers